New United States Of America Blankets

Find your strength in your femininity with this pastel magical girl tarot card for Strength. A tarot card shirt will make you feel powerful and pink, with your adorable pastel goth lolita outfit and your lion head hammer. Magical girls and witchy occult girls unite!

Make the earth great again! Climate change is real, we need to work against saving mother earth! Resist and make earth great again with this Make America Great Again parody shirt!

You heard that right folks. Bees are now classified as fish in the state of California. Therefore, endangered bees are now protected!

I got America's ass! Show that you're a patriotic thot this Fourth of July with this funny design!

America is a place for everyone, even crows! Lets welcome everyone from all walks of life here, even the goths of nature. Caw Bless America!

Fellas, short king spring is over, time for short king summer! Show off your short king pride through the seasons with this groovy, summer sunset design. Under 5'11" unite!

But where are you really from? Like where were you born? I was BORN HERE in America! Aren't you sick of these microaggressions, and the pressure to define your sexuality, no honey I'm just queer! Born Here and Born Queer! Finally show off the answer you been wanting to give to these intrusive questions with this empowering design!

Behold our new supreme court justice of the Untied States of America, attorney and federal judge Ketanji Brown Jackson! Celebrate Women's history with this new boundary breaking addition to the USA supreme court in this supreme design.

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Barack Obama personally thanked Japan for anime on behalf of weeaboos and otaku everywhere. Now you can wear the President of the United States on a pastel pink anime baby t shirt because Obama probably desires to be kawaii and the star of a shoujo manga. He is the ultimate senpai after all.

Don't throw away your shot at a good Valentines day pun with this cute Alexander Hamilton design depicting the famous American figure making a heart with his hands! Perfect for showing your love to history buffs, theater people, or people who just love a cringe worthy joke.

Macaron lovers unite with this adorable pattern! Macarons are, without a doubt, among one of the cutest foods out there.

Macaron lovers unite with this adorable pattern! Macarons are, without a doubt, among one of the cutest foods out there.

Witchy Millenials unite! this nostalgic witch is great for people who are still running (or flying) in the 90's. What can I say, that 90's aesthetic put a spell on me!

Whatever it is, I'm too tired for it. Show off your sleepy, tired state of being with this funny "I'm Too Tired For This" blanket design perfect for any occasion!

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

"We did it, we did it joe. You're going to be the next president of the United States" , quote Vice President elect Kamala Harris to President elect Joe Biden. Trump lost, say it again, Trump lost! Trump lost the 2020 election to Joe Biden, We Did it! Show your enthusiasm for your new President and Vice President with this iconic Kamala Harris quote, Kamala and Joe Biden blanket / home decor!

Oh laws he comin' to town! Oh lawd here comes that jolly ol' St. Nick, with his bag of toys and holiday joys! Show off your love for Santa, the holiday season, and the "oh lawd he comin'" "chonk" meme with this funny, festive, absolute unit Santa Claus blanket / home decor!

"I may be the first woman to hold this office. But I won'y be the last" quote from vice president elect Kamala Harris. Show off your pride and support for Kamala Harris in this historic moment for the United States with this iconic, quote blanket / home decor.

Ah yes. The zodiac sign constellations. Can you name all of them? We have Horny On Main, Absolute Unit, Double Lad, 69 420, ScreamCat, Weigh Good, Horse Daddy, Spicy Shrimp, Get Bread, Pour-1-Out, Wet Boy, and Goat Freak! Show all of your astrology friends how knowledgeable you are with this ironic design!

Ho Ho Ho America! Wrap some presents, sing some carols, drink some eggnog, and spread the holiday spirit and your red white and blue love of the beautiful USA with this funny 'Merica Holiday blanketfeaturing Santa Claus decked out in patriotic gear! This blanket is perfect for people who love Christmas almost as much as they love truth, justice, and the American way! 'Merica!

This cool patriotic blanket features the phrase "damn it feels good to be American" and is perfect for showing your undying love for the greatest nation on earth: America! Ideal for barbecues, the 4th of July, memorial day, drinking beer, and enjoying freedom!

I'm a mother, I don't have time for the patriarchy. This feminist mom is a mother against misogyny. She isn't gonna stand for any patriarchal bullshit. Feminist mothers unite and fight for all women. Show your pride with this cute blanket.

This feminist mom is a mother against misogyny. A perfect floral banner blanket design to let the patriarchy know this mama ain't gonna stand for any misogynistic bullshit. Feminist mothers unite and fight for all women.

Ecofeminism is the belief that women and nature are one. They have been united though their many struggles, and oppression in history. If you too are a defender of the earth, and seek to take down the patriarchy, this cute feminist symbol blanket is perfect for you! There's not greater ally in the fight against misogyny than Mother Nature!

Internet bloggers, book nerds, and geeks unite! There is finally a university for you. Get you're very own degree in fangirling, writing fan fiction, marathoning your favorite television series, or movie! If you're a nerd looking to represent your fandom, this Fandom University blanket perfect of you and your geeky friends.

The future's not ours to see, que sera, sera. While grammatically incorrect in almost every romance language, this popular phrase has worked its way into the hearts and minds of generations. Simply stated, it supposedly translates to, "What will be, will be," and has been used as a source of inspiration out there in that crazy world. Life has its ups and downs, and no one really knows where they're going, so roll down the windows and just enjoy the ride. Grab this motivational quote today!

Introverts unite and tell people that you don't like mornings...or people for that matter. Don't worry if they don't get sarcasm, it doesn't mean that you aren't funny. This blanket design features the quote, "I Don't like Mornings or People." with a sun pattern.

Introverts unite in occasionally, in small groups, for very limited periods of time. Don't let those weird extroverts take all the glory, us introverts deserve respect as well! Now band together and be as antisocial as you want with this sassy, rainbow design!

Introverts unite in occasionally, in small groups, for very limited periods of time. Don't let those weird extroverts take all the glory, us introverts deserve respect as well! Now band together and be as antisocial as you want with this sassy, rainbow design!

Introverts unite in occasionally, in small groups, for very limited periods of time. Don't let those weird extroverts take all the glory, us introverts deserve respect as well! Now band together and be as antisocial as you want with this sassy, rainbow design!